MACD 5/MACD 5.bin/internet/irc_i_dodatki/kuang/kuangeleven28.lha/Rexx/Butt.amirx

Text File | 1996-12-30 | 7KB | 301 lines

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/*                     Beavis & Butthead Script 1.0                           */
/*           Stolen from "Slack" and rewritten by K. Stenström                */
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/*                                                                            */
/*        Slack is a script for ircII put together by Rev. Krusty             */
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/* Fixed by Ariel to accept channel and number as arguments                   */
/*                  Part of Kuang Eleven v2 AmIRC distribution                */

PARSE ARG nick channel rand .

options results

getmynick
MN=RESULT

IF nick = "" THEN DO
    "ECHO P=«bUtt» Usage: bUtt [NiCk] <ChANnEl> <NuM>"
    EXIT
END
IF channel = "" THEN DO
    "GETCHANNEL"
    channel=result
END
IF rand = "" THEN DO
    seed = Time(secs)
    rand = Random(1,47,seed)
END

IF rand = 0 THEN DO
    "SAY - "nick" ... Here's a quarter... -"
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" <Invest in a Clue>"
    EXIT
END


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IF rand = 1 THEN DO
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" thank you, drive through."
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 2 THEN DO
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" you suck.  i hate things that suck."
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 3 THEN DO
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" if i wanted to read, i'd go to school."
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 4 THEN DO
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" stop in the name of all that which does not suck"
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 5 THEN DO
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" i am the great cornholio!"
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 6 THEN DO
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" i need tp for my bunghole!"
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 7 THEN DO
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" uh huhuhuhuh... this is cool."
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 8 THEN DO
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" go away, we're like closed or something"
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 9 THEN DO
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" are you threatening me?"
    EXIT
END


IF rand = 10 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" dammit beavis! you're starting to piss me off"
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 11 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" preach on, brother "nick""
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 12 THEN DO
    "SAY wait a minute..."
    "SAY who's "nick"?"
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" "nick" sucks!!!"
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 13 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" that was like... stupid or something"
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 14 THEN DO
    "SAY all right, "nick""
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" you made me kick your ass!"
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 15 THEN DO
    getmynick
    mynick = upper(result)
    "SAY "mynick"'s head begins to quiver!;kick "nick" "nick" BASEBALLLLLLL *BLAM* "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 16 THEN DO
    "SAY hey, "nick"..."
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" i'm gettin a stiffie "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 17 THEN DO
    "SAY you call those nads??!!"
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" drop and give me twenty! "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 18 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" shut up fartknocker!! "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 19 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" go away... we're like closed or something "
    EXIT
END


IF rand = 20 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" YES!!! kicking "nick" rules! "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 21 THEN DO
     "SAY shut up, "nick" or i'll wound your inner child!"
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" and then i'll kick your ass! "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 22 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" share your feelings with the channel "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 23 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" don't edit yourself "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 24 THEN DO
     "SAY you know, it's like "nick" sucks..."
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" but "nick" sucks in ways we've never thought about before "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 25 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" get outta here! butthead misses you "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 26 THEN DO
     "SAY you know the main reason "nick" sucks?"
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" cause "nick" reminds me of other stuff that sucks "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 27 THEN DO
    "SAY i'll take irc'rs that suck for 100 alex"
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" whois "nick"? "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 28 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" beavis, sucks isn't even a strong enough word to describe "nick" "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 29 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" You monkey spank! "
    EXIT
END


IF rand = 30 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" um... that's not how I feel up your mother! "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 31 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" shut up. fartknocker. "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 32 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" it's not gonna taste like grape when it's up your butt!"
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 33 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" "nick"'s really having a tug-o-war with cyclops! "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 34 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" You're a seminephrious tubloidial buttnoid! "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 35 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" What's your problem "nick"?  Like settle down... "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 36 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" Hey! Would you like to SEEEEE my bunghole? "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 37 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" hehe heheh hehe yeah yeah yeah.. uh I AM CORNHOLIO! Whoa! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE! COME OUT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN! uh... nevermind. "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 38 THEN DO
    "SAY "nick" asks: Sr. "||MN||", donde esta tu channelpass?"
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" ARE YOU THREATENING ME?!  YOU WILL GIVE ME TP, BUNGHOLIO! "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 38 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" Do not make my bunghole angry!  You have any holio?"
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 39 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" Looks like some kinda bumsnoidial buttsnoid. yeah yeah.. huh huh. "
    EXIT
END


IF rand = 40 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" My people! They are without bungholes! "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 41 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" How old are you, "nick"? "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 42 THEN DO
     "SAY /kick "channel nick" Pic your own asso "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 43 THEN DO
    "SAY "nick" sucks"
    "SAY "nick" oh man! does "nick" suck!"
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" did i mention that "nick" sucks? "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 44 THEN DO
    "SAY "nick" is not dog food"
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" "nick" is worm food "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 45 THEN DO
    "SAY I am here today not to kick "nick", but to.... uh...."
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" later, dude"
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 46 THEN DO
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" You wanna do something about it? You think you're BAD? "
    EXIT
END

IF rand = 47 THEN DO
    "SAY /kick "channel nick" if someone had the choice of either dying or doing it with you, you might actually have a chance "
    EXIT
END

EXIT